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Writer, director, producer, actress, and all around bad ass chick: Maylen Calienes.
I feel so honored to have a friend who has done so much in the indie film community. I met Maylen Calienes at a Film Independent social because I wanted help making my first film "The Pill." Maylen was experienced, resourceful, and very patient with my enthusiastic, naive film maker self. But I learned a lot from her - mostly how to maintain the positivity during the stress of making a movie. She almost makes it look easy.

With six films now under her belt, and a premiere just around the corner, I'm pretty convinced that my friend Maylen might just become the Latina version of Harvey Weinstein. At last that's what she would like. And based on her record, I'd say if she wants it, she'll get it. Read on to learn about her latest movie the "The Three Bilinguals."

What is the Three Bilinguals about?
"The Three Bilinguals" is a quirky character driven dramedy about a Mexican a Cuban and a Puerto Rican that meet at the reading of their father's will.


Where did you get this concept? What inspired this story?
One word DIVERSITY. Being a Latina (Cuban) woman in the "Hollywood industry" can present many obstacles and not too many opportunities. The Latino community is very diverse we come from different countries with different realities and cultures. We typically deal with Latino stereotypes we often see in film. Some examples, Latinos playing gang members, maids, gardeners etc. Also in film we often see Latinos living in poor neighborhoods, although this may be the reality to some it is not the reality to all Latinos.  

In my film "The Three Bilinguals," there are three Latinos living with a white woman and they are not the gardener the maid or the chef.  Yes, the main characters include a Mexican a Cuban and a Puerto Rican played by actors native of those countries. I am not making anyone change their accent or their culture, they are playing the part true to who they are and where they come from. We not only cast diversity of Latinos we also cast diversity as a whole. In the film I have other ethnicities Asian, Black, Indian, White,etc. We live in the United States of America where we have neighbors of many different beautiful colors and cultures, we should embrace it!

At work I was talking to two of my co-workers: a Mexican and a Venezuelan. I was pointing out the color of a hat that was brown. The color brown in Spanish is "carmelita" at least that is what the Cubans say. The Venezuelan corrected me and said that the color was "marrón" then the Mexican corrected both of us and said that the color was "café" and we were all right. We all speak Spanish but sometimes may face a lost-in-translation moment because one word may mean something else in a different country. I literally said out loud (once we argued about the correctness of the word brown): "Ay! The three bilinguals!" We speak Spanish and we don't even understand each other." And that is where the root of the idea came from and the title.


Tell us about you.
I have always had a passion for storytelling since I was a child - and one hell of an imagination. I would always cast my brother in all of my ambitious childhood projects and made him act, sing, and dance too. He would always give into my creative ideas because if not I'd tell him that the wicked witch of the west would come and take him...LOL. I was kind too because I'd play ninja turtles, He-man and Transformers with him, but in return he must play Barbie and teacher with me. As a child I always got lost in my imagination, and now as an adult I do too.

I was also always actively involved in the arts: painting, dancing, acting, modeling, etc. I became very active with acting and theatre my freshman year in high school; I was one of a few who made it into the very-exclusive drama team. That day changed my life! I competed in drama tournaments and at the same time I would be performing on stage in a theatre. I also started teaching acting while putting up shows that I wrote and directed for the theatre.

Acting has always been a part of my life and it still is. I remain active in performing and taking classes. It is important to me that I know acting because it helps me as a director to understand actors and help guide them in a role. In Los Angeles I became active in writing and directing for film which is also a passion. "The Three Bilinguals" is my sixth and most ambitious short film. Other films include "The Dance of Death," "Domino," "Borderline," and my award winners "The Lady and the Magic Wand," and "Havana-Gila." 

"Havana-Gila" and "The Three Bilinguals" are currently in development to take the big step of being made into features. What I do is not easy, putting a movie together can be a challenge but my passion and love drives me to get lost in this world of creation, imagination and inspiration which I very much enjoy!


Tell us about the main character(s).
"The Three Bilinguals" is an ensemble piece. The quirky characters I created Julio the Mexican, Jessica the Cuban, and Jacinto the Puerto Rican are siblings that meet for the first time at the reading of their father's will. They must live with their new step mom Josephine in harmony and get to know each other in order to receive this inheritance. 

Their Spanish father Juan was a naughty ladies man and a shoe maker who spoke of course Español.  The "tag line" for the film is: Shoes, Sex & Español. This connects all three of them to their deceased father. They all have a fetish for shoes, they love sex and they speak the Español from their native countries.  In the film a lot of their conflicts not only arise from their differences but many from their similarities too. They are fun characters that I hope the audience gets to like and enjoy.


What have been some obstacles you have faced on production of this film?
Who doesn't face obstacles in any production? Making a film is not easy it takes a lot of planning during the pre-production stage. Once you're ready for production and everything is very well planned, you have to shoot within a certain amount of hours and you have to stay within budget at all times while working on an indie micro-budget film.

I would say the biggest obstacle we faced during production is having to change locations in the same day three different times. Changing locations was a challenge but we kept it calm and cool so no one will freak out. As a leader you show a good example and others will follow!

Regardless of the obstacles we faced, the cast and crew was very cool at all times and there was never a dull moment; we cracked jokes and made the work environment as cool and entertaining as possible. 


Working on anything else?
I am always working on something whether it's my own project or not. I keep very active in what I love to do! My next big project will be a feature. I am doing a lot of writing and a lot of planning. I also have some other big ideas in the works. 

I have been developing and putting together my production company, MayCal Productions. I want to help other filmmakers develop their films. My production company focuses on Diversity so any film that goes through me needs to implement a diverse cast and crew. Diversity is what I will continue to push to help make a positive change in the industry. 

I love creating so I will always be active in acting, directing, and writing. I will also be very active in producing my work and the work of others. I am aiming to be the Latina Harvey Weinstein. 


Where can we find out more?
The social network, Facebook! Please visit our page "The Three Bilinguals" hit the word LIKE and you can get updates on the film. We have been posting some cool production stills and will keep you up to date with the post production process. I am looking forward to sharing my work with you and I like to help inspire other talented creative minds to make work happen too! In the meantime surround yourself with good energy, get creative, inspire and be inspired. Be Bilingual Baby.

Maylen's film will premiere on June 26 and you can bet you will see me there. Congrats, Maylen. I look forward to your hilariously crass film "The Three Bilinguals."

 
 
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Celebs: Stacy Kiebler, Halle Berry, Mario Lopez, Matthew Morrison. Family: Shellie, her ma, Brit, Ash, me, sis, Mom, Dad, Val, Tina, Krystal, Monique and Lily.
What. A. Weekend.

As you might have known, this Saturday was the Los Angeles Revlon Walk for Women's Cancers at the USC Coliseum, and my family and I were there to support the cause.

The walk didn't begin til 9 am, but the venue was overflowing by 7 am. It was quite the inspiration one needed on an early Saturday morning (especially since there was NOT a cup of coffee in sight anywhere) before a long walk in the bright morning sun. Despite the lack of caffeine, I was ready to go - I had the sun block on, the comfy running shoes, the new sports bra on :), and lots of 'let's do this ish' kind of energy. My family was also all aglow and excited to do this walk together, mostly in support of my mom, but mainly because they're all good people who care about others going through what we did just a few months ago. Even my sometimes-antisocial mom had a blast, and my dad (who was the only man with our group) felt really proud and brazen to be there supporting his wife. They really can be cute sometimes.

We walked and jogged and walked (though not always together) and finally made it to the finish line at the coliseum where more celebrations continued. ;)  We finished our 5K walk before noon but the day seemed later because we were all a little tired from the long walk, early call time, the sun, and the excitement of the day. I mean the creativity in team costumes alone were fun, and don't forget the loud music that played to keep the adrenaline up!

We capped off the day going out to eat shrimp and crab (and beers) before we all broke off to go our separate ways home.

My fave part of the day you ask? My family all together in support of a positive purpose, my parents getting out of their comfort zones, enlightening my niece to participating in something that goes beyond herself, and the opportunity to really contribute to others. However I think my true favorite thing began even before that day and started with all the support we received leading up to this day, including the participation of all of you to make this day possible - whether it was through your donations ($895 total!) or positive messages, it all helped, and for that I thank you. :)

But enough about me. How was your Mother's Day weekend?
 
Mon, May 7, 2012 05/07/2012
 
About a week ago I saw "Marley" the documentary about the late reggae musician Bob Marley (not the movie about the dog). It was really inspiring and sad, even for someone like me who wasn't particularly a huge fan - at least not until then.

The movie was over two hours long but the time passed quickly with a nice swaying balance between funny interviews and heartwarming accounts from late friends. And don't forget about the music! What better soundtrack for the movie than to have pure Bob Marley as the music bed.

But more than the movie being enjoyable, it was touching because this man truly was the epitome of love. Though he was shared by many and had many children who longed for more time with him, it seems that he was overflowing with a true zeal for life and people. It's like his life's work was to bring people together through his music. How many artists do you know who are genuinely like this?

In the end if course Bob's last days are chronicled, and the room that was once buzzing with laughter became solemn and quiet. With all the life and energy that had played before us for the past two hours, it was hard to face the harsh reality that it had an end. And even though we all knew this was how the movie would end, it was somehow still hard to say goodbye again.

I never claimed to be a die hard Bob Marley fan, but I appreciated the way this film helped me get to know him better. And yes, I think you should go watch it if you have the opportunity.
 
 
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This weekend Christi and I had a big ole party at her house to raise money for Breast Cancer and Alzheimer's research.  As both of our moms have both been affected by these horrible diseases, we thought we'd have a party to raise moola for the cure. 

Needless to say between both of our awesomest friends and colleagues, we raised over $1,000 that we're splitting down the middle for the two foundations. We were some happy campers - and so were our guests. We had tons of food, a funny Bingo announcer, and tonsssssssssssssssss of drank! (Can you say "leftovers for days!")

Anyway, I capped off the weekend with a visit to Dodger's stadium where I am multi-tasked getting a tan and lots of relaxation. :) I like to believe that the Doyer's actually won that game simply because of my rare appearance. Methinks they're trying to sucker me into being a die-hard fan. #winning

Next weekend the party continues with some mother-daughter love at my cousin's pre-Mutha's Day pool party where I will continue to work on the tan. :)

If you're sad you missed out on the fun, please feel free to join our breast cancer walk May 12 at the LA Coliseum, or donate to us. Either way, we can be found here

Thanks for your support! xo

 
 
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I believe it was this very New Year's Eve that I declared that Dick Clark was the man, and that even though Ryan Seacrest is the most popular man of this century, he was no Mr. American Bandstand. 

By chance, I logged onto the internet today to learn that Dick (Richard Wagstaff) Clark died today. :(  I clearly remember the New Years' Eve ball drops being spent with him when I used to watch with my parents. He had an inviting, engaging swag that made me feel that if I ever met this guy, he'd be so nice he might even let me ride on the parade float beside him. 

I obviously didn't know him personally, but, I feel like I could have. And if I had, I probably would've hug-rushed him and told him about all my lame childish thoughts, and how I was so honored to be in his presence. 

Some things must not be meant for this lifetime, and this experience will be one of them. I'll see you in another time, Mr. Clark. And when I do, we'll listen to American Top 40 and think about how you did it so much better. 

 
Beachy Keen! 04/15/2012
 
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Before the 10 mile bike ride. I refused to take an "after" pic.
Did I tell you that I moved? Yeah, it's been close to a month now, but I finally left the east Los Angeles area and moved to the WEST SIDE (throwing up my W sign)! It's come with a territory. I'm suddenly so close to an oasis most people travel far to visit. It's been just a few short weeks and somehow I'm quickly becoming assimilated to how people do it over here:
  • walking traffic everywhere
  • sunglasses a must
  • lots of outdoor exercising
  • fantasmic weather
  • and enviable relaxation everywhere!

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In case you were wondering, this is not a murder scene. This is actually the opposite. It's me standing on my roommate's back as she fixes the heater. Don't worry, she asked me to, and I'm not putting ALL my weight on her.
I'm slow starting to understand why these beach people resent having to leave their bubble. I myself never claimed to want to live by the beach, but now that I do, I have only positive things to say about it. You never know what life is going to throw at you, but so far, I'd say I've been dealt some pretty awesome cards.  

 
The Pill 04/03/2012
 
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Shhhh! Did you hear that? I think that was the sound of angels rejoicing in heaven because I (finally) got this film finished! I say 'I' but what I actually mean is  'we' since a movie is never ever one person's doing!

Yep, today at around 1:30 the wonderful editor Jon Mendenhall dropped off the hard drive containing all those waiting-to-be-seen files. Bless his soul for dealing with my novice questions and requests, but alas, he delivered. 

Besides slanging it around some film festivals, I'd  like to show all of you dear readers the final product. I feel as though you all have been on this journey with me and have somehow contributed in your own way. 

I'll keep that in mind when I'm rich and famous someday ~

Any suggestions on which fests would have a film about a one night stand couple in Los Angeles?

P.S. Isn't it kind of serendipitous that my movie didn't release in 2011? Otherwise, I would continue to be mistaken with this film.

 
Tickled Pink 03/15/2012
 
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If you haven't tuned in to the Susie Medina show lately, here are the words you missed me saying to like everybody the past few weeks:

Friend: Wanna hang out this weekend?
Me: Um, yeah, I do, but let me see if I'm doing something with my family this weekend. 
Friend: What about next weekend?
Me: Yeah, maybe. You know I feel really bad not being able to make plans with you until I know for sure what's going on with her cancer.
Friend: Sure, understandable, maybe next time. 
Me: Yeah, we'll see. 

It's like my life has been temporarily on hold since I heard my mother cry into the phone one day that she has breast cancer. It was only one month ago and some change, but I feel like my family has been tensely wound up in anticipation since the news broke. Sure it was one awesome victory when they took the cancer out; another one when we learned it didn't spread, and yet another one when they said no radiation. But today's news was the one we were anticipating the most: will she need chemo and how much.

The doctor said Ma doesn't need it. Like a tight band snapped in emancipation, we laughed immediately at how blessed we were. No chemo, just some customary medication and standard check ups. 

Good looking out, Man Upstairs. And a huge XO to all of my countless friends and family who have supported us, shared their own stories for comfort, and just plain listened. I will do my best to not blow you off the next time you invite me to something. ;) 

 
Screeners!!! 01/14/2012
 
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Fashionistas get "Fashion Week". Foodies get "Food and Wine" Fests". Football fans get "Super Bowl. And I get Awards Season!

Each awards season means getting a bunch of "For Your Consideration" DVDs that show up on your doorstep so you can properly vote for the films in time for the awards!

I'll be giving you my 5 cents about each of the movies I watch (even the ones that seem violent and gut wrenching) - it's a tough job but someone's got to do it. :)


 
 
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Twilight. Now before you attack me, please understand: isn't Bella kind of without an arc until about book 4? I mean, the story is cool, but weren't you a little over her whole woe is me act throughout the series. I thought the movie brought this story to life in a way the book didn't. 

Something Borrowed. One of my good friends loaned me this book, which I liked but found a little predictable. However, when I saw the screening of this a few weeks ago, I LOVED it. Talk about keeping all the important details and somehow making it better.

The Devil Wears Prada. Call me backwards, but I read this book after the movie. Now this movie is ranked really high on my list so imagine the disappointment I found when I found out that the stories weren't even the same. Nate is a teacher and Andy cusses a whole lot. I lost interest in the book and never picked it up again.

Dear John - Equal in cheesiness and bore. I think Nicholas Sparks books are simply porn for women - its cheap, easy and just unfulfilling.

Shop Girl by Steve Martin. You can't blame him for trying, at least HE probably actually wrote this, but when I read the first twenty pages of this, I thought it was bland. Lucky for him, he added Claire Danes to his cast for the movie and made it all better.

Fight Club. I'm not particularly in love with the way Chuck P writes. It's very vile and abrasive and truth be told I can only read it in pieces before the imagery starts to give me a stomach ache. He has a talent, just not one I'm a fan of. This movie, however, is one of my favorites and somehow makes his content tolerable. Then again, couldn't Brad Pitt and Ed Norton pretty much make anything seem good. :)

Are there any movies I missed?

Twilight. Now before you attack me, please understand: isn't Bella kind of without an arc until about book 4? I mean, the story is cool, but weren't you a little over her whole woe is me act throughout the series. I thought the movie brought this story to life in a way the book didn't. 

Something Borrowed. One of my good friends loaned me this book, which I liked but found a little predictable. However, when I saw the screening of this a few weeks ago, I LOVED it. Talk about keeping all the important details and somehow making it better.

The Devil Wears Prada. Call me backwards, but I read this book after the movie. Now this movie is ranked really high on my list so imagine the disappointment I found when I found out that the stories weren't even the same. Nate is a teacher and Andy cusses a whole lot. I lost interest in the book and never picked it up again.

Dear John - Equal in cheesiness and bore. I think Nicholas Sparks books are simply porn for women - its cheap, easy and just unfulfilling.

Shop Girl by Steve Martin. You can't blame him for trying, at least HE probably actually wrote this, but when I read the first twenty pages of this, I thought it was bland. Lucky for him, he added Claire Danes to his cast for the movie and made it all better.

Fight Club. I'm not particularly in love with the way Chuck P writes. It's very vile and abrasive and truth be told I can only read it in pieces before the imagery starts to give me a stomach ache. He has a talent, just not one I'm a fan of. This movie, however, is one of my favorites and somehow makes his content tolerable. Then again, couldn't Brad Pitt and Ed Norton pretty much make anything seem good. :)

Are there any movies I missed?